Due to severe storms in the area we have shut down the server approximately 7:30 PM Central as a precautionary measure. We know this forced absence will be difficult for some of you, so we have provided internet tissues and cookies in that corner over there. Currently we do not know how long the downtime will last but we will update when everything is up and running again.
And for the love of your balls, do not blow up Ken's cell phone with "omg what's with the server?1?!?!?" texts unless you are prepared to foot this month's bill. Thank you kindly and hope to see you in Minecraft soon.